When Piers Morgan Talks To Lindsay Lohan, Severe Delusion Ensues
Although, when Lindsay Lohan talks to anyone, severe delusion ensues.
Two of America's biggest pain in the asses got together to talk about rehab, coke, booze, shitty parents, lesbianism, helping children and fame, and the entire interview will be used by psychology professors when discussing pseudologia fantastica (aka the lying bitch disorder).
Piers Morgan can induce an eye roll out of me just by breathing, but he does get points for throwing direct questions at Lindsay Lohan and she gets points for not exploding into a freckled tsunami of coked up laughs while spitting out lie after lie after lie. If you've ever wanted to see a lie detector explode into a million pieces, just hook it up to the transcript of this interview.
Before checking into Betty Ford, LieLow talked to Piers Morgan in NYC and according to her, sending her to rehab is pointless, because she's basically a sober saint who only wants to act in movies and help children. If you haven't already read it, you should read the entire interview, because if anything it'll show you that you have the ability to cackle, snort, roll your eyes, fart and jack off the air at the same time. Here's a few highlights from The Daily Mail:
What LiLo said after Piers asked her if she liked
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Amanda Marcum Amanda Peet Amanda Righetti Amanda Swisten Amber Arbucci Amber Brkich Amber Heard Amber Valletta
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