Jennifer Aniston's Stylist Was High When He Gave Her "The Rachel"

File this under: Well, that explains EVERYTHING now....

Cross file under: Pretend it's the 90s again and clutch your pearl to this news.

Jennifer Aniston and her hairstylist of forever Chris McMillan worked with a company on a new line of stuff for your hair and during a slobbery interview with WWD (via UsWeekly), he said that he was stoned into another dimension when he gave her the haircut that everyone's tia had to get in the 90s. Chris was stoned, the scissors were stoned, Aniston was stoned, they were all stoned.

And for the record, McMillan insists he was stoned when he created the oft-copied Rachel cut for Aniston in 1994. ?I?m 14 years sober, so I feel safe enough to say that,? he said with a grin.

Well, I guess this means that God or Mother Nature or whoever the hell created the long-haired guinea pig was high as all hell when they created the long-haired guinea pig, because the long-haired guinea pig worked "The Rachel" long before Aniston did. And next up, I'm going to write about how Keri Russell's hairstylist was high on heroin when he chopped her hair off.

Here's Aniston and Chris McMillan at the launch of their new hair stuff in NYC the other day.