Friday 30 March 2012

From Selling McMuffins To Selling Her McMuffin


From Selling McMuffins To Selling Her McMuffin

Friday, March 30th 2012

From Selling McMuffins To Selling Her McMuffin

From Selling McMuffins To Selling Her McMuffin

Selling Quarter Pounders is the gateway drug to selling poundings for a quarter (or a little more) is what one former ho is claiming. Shelley Lynn has filed a lawsuit against McDonald's in federal court claiming that Ronald McDonald and his company of pussy merchants led her to selling her Filet O'Fish at the Chicken Ranch in Nevada. Shelley claims that if she never worked at McDonald's in 1982, she never would've met her future pimp/husband and she never would've taken up to 12 peens a night in a brothel. 12 peens in a night may sound like a dream to some of you sluts out there (it also sounds like the beginning of the recipe for pink slime), but it wasn't one for Shelley.

The NYDN says that Shelley's road to peddling poon started when Keith Handley hired her to work behind the counter at a McDonald's in Arroyo Grande, CA in 1982. Shelley claims in her lawsuit that a little while after she mixed business with pleasure by dating Keith, he convinced one of his managers to fire her for some shit she didn't do. That left Shelley vulnerable and hard up for money to pay her bills. Shelley says that Keith continued to wrap her around his finger by buying her a house in Las Vegas in 1986.

Keith then pressured Shelley to get a job as a legal hooker at the Chicken Ranch

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/from-selling-mcmuffins-to-selling-her-mcmuffin/

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