Hot Slut Of The Day!
Siameze Floyd from last night's premiere of The X-Factor!
I only made it through the first hour of last night's two-hour long Pepsi and Chevrolet commercial, but I did learn that The X-Factor is just like American Idol except it has more random audience screeches, a lot more WWE lighting effects and less Vicodin-induced insanity from Pharmaceutical sweetheart Paula Abdul. Really. That shit's host Steve Jones is about as useless as that unflavored heffa Nicole Scherminger, so I'm assuming that the producers only hired his ass because crazy Paula Abdul is enchanted by his magical accent. That makes it easy for Steve Jones to lure her into a spot marked X on the floor where a net falls and traps Paula so that a team of mental health professionals can sedate her before every show. That's really why he's there. Speaking of magical accents, It's a shame that they deported Cheryl Cole by throwing her on the Mayflower and sending her back to the Motherland, because even though her accent made my lobes stretch themselves up to my ear holes so they can plug 'em, I like her.
And did that mess seem even sappier than American Idol? All those damn manufactured WAH WAH WAH sob stories that are supposed to pull out your heartstrings and shit. If you're not a recovering heroin head who is forced to work 8 jobs (on top of the soup kitchen you run from your backyard garden shed) to take care of the 15 paraplegic orphans you adopted, don't
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